and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
