yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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