Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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