I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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