My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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