therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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