yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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