when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Houston, we have a squirter
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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