The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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