Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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