Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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