no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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