and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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