I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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