i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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