At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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