i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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