love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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