Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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