HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
