this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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