So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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