Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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