I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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