is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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