once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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