Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
