well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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