i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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