She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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