This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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