I must be too annoying 4 u.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
