i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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