Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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