I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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