I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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