he thought i was a dude.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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