Sry I called you an 8
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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