the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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