Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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