I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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