Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You don't make any sense
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