I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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