There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
