im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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