He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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