and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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