The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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