quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
