you guys were way drunker than both of me
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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