I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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