omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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