Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
