This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
