I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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