You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
do nipples grow back?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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