i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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