I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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