New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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