That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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