weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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