u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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