She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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